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The Trump Tariffs on Penguins, Explained

Yes, this is a real thing that is happening.
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ICYMI, President Donald Trump announced on Wednesday that he would be enacting sweeping tariffs on dozens of nations. In fact, these Trump tariffs, which immediately plunged international trade into chaos and sent the stock market into a downward spiral, were so all-encompassing that they even apply to an island full of unsuspecting feathered friends.

One of the regoins on Trump’s list, Heard Island and McDonald Islands, is inhabited entirely by penguins. Yes, penguins, and absolutely zero humans.